<p>Hmmm… Well I am thinking of also pursuing discrimination charges. Anyone know what kind of lawyer I should contact and what legal precedents I can cite?</p>
<p>The pressure is really starting to crack me up. Knowing i’m better than everyone here and yet no one is admiring me the way I assumed the peons would. </p>
<p>Seriously, I’m a little on the short side, and maybe only a 7 or 8 out of 10 at worst, yet no woman wants anything to do with me. When did women become so shallow??</p>
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<p>The 19th amendment</p>
<p>I suggest taping a copy of your transcript outside your door. Your open door policy and jokes show people how funny and inviting you are, but they need to know you’re smart too. You’ll have people lining up to be your friend. Problem solved.</p>
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<p>See, I was thinking the same thing, but I don’t want to come off as arrogant in front of these cretins.</p>
<p>Perhaps I should print out the results of my online IQ test and paste it next to my door (obviously no fatties), and then stand outside until someone calls along, and then happen to direct attention to it? Then once they say something like “Wow I didn’t realize how intelligent you are” I make a clean segue to a joke about ugly girls. How’s that sound?</p>
<p>HA HA HAAA …</p>
<p>didn’t raise a cheek. CC has some lame ■■■■■■■■ attempts.</p>
<p>An online IQ test doesn’t prove that you’re smart. Your SAT scores do. Post those outside your door. Be sure to carry around business cards that have your contact information and your SAT score. Give it to every person you meet. If you ever do meet a female, demand her SAT score. If it’s lower than 2000, walk away.</p>
<p>85 lbs!!!</p>
<p>Are you a hobbit?</p>
<p>How about going to the gym to bulk up and buying some better clothes? Also, women are sallow. Deal with it. If you want to have any chance of getting women, I suggest you start playing by the rules.</p>
<p>1/10</p>
<p>good idea, poor execution</p>
<p>Wear tight pants.</p>
<p>This thread deserves to be bumped, stickied, pinned, bolded, italicized, underlined, and have glitter thrown at it.</p>
<p>But all I can do is bump it…so, bumped.</p>
<p>man are you for real?</p>
<p>if so, then i am just gonna be honest and tell u that by complaining on this forum and being cocky about yourself will not solve the issue at hand. you want friends, but yet deep inside you have this image of you being way more superior than others. thats a big problem. you might be superior because of your higher IQ, but is life and making friends only affected by how high your IQ is? I would hope not…</p>
<p>Calm down and learn to appreciate other people for who they are…and don’t take it soo personally when others are succeeding in the social scene and you are still figuring everything out. breathe and fix that cocky attitude, i am sure you will be better off with a more humble attitude</p>
<p>BUT if this is all a joke, then…LOL</p>
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<p>Whoa, an abbreviation of a curse word (i.e. x-ing, where x is the initial of the curse word) is considered bad language on CC? This place is tighter than a thimble!</p>
<p>Well I took the advice of some of you here and tried to connect to others differently. For one I did print out my online IQ scores and put them on my door, but nothing happened. Well, someone wrote “NERD” on my whiteboard but I’m pretty sure they were talking about those nerdy football players next door.</p>
<p>I even started wearing my “I **** on the first date” conversation starting shirt - but so far it’s not working! What am I doing wrong??</p>
<p>I’m seriously thinking about going to the dean…again…</p>
<p>You’ve got it all wrong…you have to <em>personally</em> go up to each person and show them your iq score sheet.</p>
<p>Really, a thread like this is allowed to reach three pages yet CC deletes a genuine one about social drinking?</p>
<p>I told you, nobody takes online IQ tests seriously. It’s all about the SAT.</p>
<p>But you really can’t wait for people to approach you all the time, it’s time you started approaching them. Pick up lines work the best. Some that you should execute are:</p>
<p>Hey you must be an over-due library book, because you got “fine” written all over you.</p>
<p>Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world.</p>
<p>Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.</p>
<p>These don’t just work with girls, but with guys, too. Pop one of these babies on somebody and you’ll be sure to have a conversation of a lifetime.</p>
<p>Man I wish I went to your school so we could be BFFs. If you’re ever in Georgia, hit me up and we can get some action (I’ll be your wingman)</p>
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<p>What is it with CC people and their inability to recognise satire?</p>
<p>Dude, you almost make me think the first time you read A Modest Proposal you thought he was serious.</p>
<p>I predict that joke will kill this thread.</p>