Why am I not up to my eyes in friends ...

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<p>oh here’s another good one:</p>

<p>I wish I was your problem set, because I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk</p>

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<p>^^Ooh how could I forget that one!! The one I know is pretty similar, and my fave:</p>

<p>I wish you were my homework so I could slap you on my desk and do you all night long</p>

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<p>Are you Howard Wolowitz?</p>

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<p>i have millions of friends, literally</p>

<p>millions</p>

<p>“I’m smarter than most kids here (I got a 137 on an IQ test I took on the internet)”</p>

<p>i got 138 :smug:</p>

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<p>dude, you are freaking cool and I would totally hang out with you.</p>