<p>I'm copying this off of another forum where people were writing their own rejection letters. One of my personal favorites:</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>I have some great news! Well unfortunately you didn't get into our school...but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance with Geico.</p>
<p>LOL,
Admissions Committee</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>We accidentally received your misfiled application and have forwarded it to your local community college- free of charge!</p>
<p>Sincerely,
XXXXXX</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Please stop propagating your kind D=</p>
<p>Sincerely,
XXXXXX</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Attached is not your acceptance letter, but an application to Burger King. Best wishes to your future.</p>
<p>~Admissions</p>
<p>Dear Future Student at [School],</p>
<p>NOT</p>
<p>Owned,
Admissions Commitee</p>
<p>Worst Rejection Letter ever (actually a postcard):</p>
<p>=)</p>
<p>Dear Applicant
Congratulations!!! You're application is by far the worst we have ever seen. It seriously gave us a good laugh. Good luck in what ever you do after High School.</p>
<p>:( I think I would be dying of laughter and sorrow at the same time.
...if one of those came in the mail</p>
<p>Congratulations! On behalf of the admissions committee, it is my pleasure to offer you a spot in our class of 2012.</p>
<p>Just kidding you got rejected.</p>
<p>Congratulations! Your application reduced the heating bill for the admissions room by a total of 20 cents! I'm sure you must be very proud!</p>
<p>Dear Student: It wouldn't work. But it's not you, it's us.</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Congratulations! It's my pleasure to announce that you will NOT have a spot in the University of X's class of 2012. I'm sure you're pleased!</p>
<p>haha! #5 made me laugh out loud!</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>...Seriously?</p>
<p>Sincerely,
XXXX</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Congratulations! We are pleased to inform you that many other colleges will look forward to receiving your application.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Your Top Choice School</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>After extensive deliberations amongst the admissions committee, we have decided on your admission decision. It wasn't an easy process; your application was very impressive in the scope of other students in the country. After all, your test scores were higher than the average of a 20 ACT. As the dean of admissions at XYZ University, I take great pride in informing potential students of our admission decisions. Many students with great intellectual minds such as yourself apply to our institution each year. Of course, because of the large number of applications we receive every year we unfortunately have to deny admission to numerous impressive students. Only the brightest of our applicant pool reach my desk, including you. It is then I make the final decision in an admissions committee meeting with my staff on each student we admit. At this point of the letter, you are probably jumping with joy over our final decision. Well stop it, because you got rejected. An intern thought it would be funny to put your relatively mediocre application on my desk. He was soon dismissed from my staff to avoid such an incident again. Thanks for your $65 application fee; you can be assured it will be put to good use ensuring the students who do attend receive the utmost comfort during their education. We wish you the best of luck at any community college you may attend in the future.</p>
<p>Sincerely, </p>
<p>Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>Dear Student,
We cannot accept you to college because we decide to let Oyjin Hong in. He much better in everyway than you are so go somewhere else.
With love,
College permission.</p>
<p>Dear Student,
It's kids like you that make me regret fighting for America in WW2. Thanks for bringing the country down.
Godspeed,
Admissions Officer</p>
<p>Dear Student,
Wow.
Sincerely,
Admissions Officer.</p>
<p>Dear Student,
Your mom lied when she said you can be whatever you want to be. Pick another dream, kid.
Sincerely,
Admissions Officer.</p>
<p>Dear Student,
You have been accepted to X University...just kidding. You were deferred...not wait a second.
Wait for it, wait for it</p>
<p>You were rejected sucker!</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Let's face it, life sucks. Some people are just unlucky. You, on the other hand--you just suck at life. You better send in that application to county soon, because you ain't gettin' in nowhere.</p>
<p>Best of luck!
Your loving admissions team.</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Years ago, our founder and noted philosopher John Doe posed the classic question upon which we base our distinguished academics. He asked, when it comes to notifying prospective students about their future at Doe University:</p>
<p>How do you keep an idiot in suspense?</p>
<p>....</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>We'll tell you tomorrow.</p>
