<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Maybe you should consider re-doing high school (of course, this time around you'll need better test scores, essay, GPA, etc.)- then get back to us.</p>
<p>Your lowly servants,
The admissions committee</p>
<p>^^ good one.</p>
<p>No.
-Admissions Committee.</p>
<p>Hahahahaha I love #20 especially.</p>
<p>Dear "applicant",</p>
<p>Please let your mom know that she already went to college...</p>
<p>Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>^^^Oh, man.</p>
<p>That wasn't even directed at anyone and it hurt my feelings.</p>
<p>Dear applicant,</p>
<p>Your transcripts and test scores ended up at our office instead of your local community college. Considering your grades, we completely understand how you made that mistake. Thanks for the laugh though, we were getting stressed out reviewing the actual applicants.</p>
<p>Thanks again,
Dean of admissions.</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Sorry!</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Are you serious?</p>
<p>Sincerely,
The Admissions Committee</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>We don't like you.</p>
<p>Sincerely,
The Admissions Committee</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Congratulations! You have been accepted to our University. You can pick up your matriculation materials at <em>address of local BK</em>. Hope to see you in the class of 2012!</p>
<p>Sincerely,
Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>Dear Student, </p>
<p>Congratulations! You have won the annual award for worst application ever. We will send you your own personalized rejection letter-certificate in a few days so that your parents can frame it and proudly display it in the living room when your relatives come over. That way, we will have spared you the embarrassment of responding to people who ask, "What ever happened to your application to College X? Didn't you really want to go there?" Then you can just point to the framed certificate and get away with not saying anything else. You're welcome because we know you appreciate our time and concern in advance.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Admissions "Awards" Committee 2007-2008</p>
<p>Dear Student</p>
<p>Congratulations! We are extremely delighted to inform you that you will be attending our institution beginning the fall of 2008. Thank you for applying; we were in serious need of an extra janitor.</p>
<p>Dean of Admissions
Head of Janitorial Deparment</p>
<p>lol... ouch</p>
<p>I honestly think the worst application letter would read as follows.</p>
<p>"Dear Student, </p>
<p>Congratulations on your admission to XYZ University! It is with great pleasure that I offer you a seat in the class of 2012. </p>
<p>We were all very impressed with your academic and personal record, and we think you'd make a fine addition to our campus. </p>
<p>Sincerely,
AdCom"</p>
<p>Then 3-4 weeks later...</p>
<p>"Dear Student, </p>
<p>I regret to inform you but we've made a terrible mistake in the Admissions Office. Due to an error in the software we use to send the letters, we notified you that you were admitted, when in fact, we cannot offer you a place at our school. </p>
<p>I am terribly sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you.</p>
<p>Sincerely, </p>
<p>AdCom"</p>
<p>LOL THAT WOULD SUCK!</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>I have forwarded your application to my home country. My goat is reviewing it as we speak. </p>
<p>Borat
Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>Ahahahaha ^^^</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>Please don't reproduce; the world would be a better place.
Enclosed is the direction to the nearest cliff to your mailing address. Go jump off of it.</p>
<p>Best of luck
Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>Dear Student,</p>
<p>We just don't think we can give this our all. And it's not you, cos you're a great guy/girl, but it's just not going to work. Kiss goodbye.
Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>I guess a somewhat nicer rejection letter than some of the other ones here XD</p>
<p>Dear Applicant,</p>
<p>You are a wonderful, charming, interesting, and very awesome person. We were especially impressed with your application and are sure that you will be successful. Unfortunately, it's not happening right now. We regret to inform you that we have decided to reject your application. While it was great in every which way, it nevertheless, to put it bluntly, sucked. We hope you enjoy the rest of the school year, doing whatever you are best at, which coincidentally, must be moping. It is unfortunate that you will not be able to attend our institution the following year but we are fine with that as there are better students to fill the seats. Enjoy the rest of the school year and we wish you the best of luck succeeding wherever you may end up, which will probably be no where. </p>
<p>Thanks again for your great interest in our school, though it did essentially go to waste.</p>
<p>Sincerely,
Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>Wow...I feel so mean after writing this letter X_X</p>