Anti-jokes!! (Since people seem to love my jokes and all.)

<p>hilsa, you're right. I just thought I'd add to some of the insensitive and un-PC jokes on here. :)</p>

<p>So a guy goes to see his doctor, and the doctor tells him, "You've got to stop masturbating." And the guy's like, "What, why?"</p>

<p>The doctor replies, "So I can examine you."</p>

<p>^i rafffed</p>

<p>bbbbbbbbbump</p>

<p>how do you make a mime yell?</p>

<p>throw a brick at his face.</p>

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<p>A man goes to a grocery store. While he is there, he buys bread, cheese and milk.</p>

<p>So as he is checking out, getting ready to pay, the cashier says: “Hey, you’re single, aren’t you?”</p>

<p>The man is astonished. “Wow, that’s incredible. How did you know that?”</p>

<p>“You’re ugly.”</p>

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<p>Why did Hellen Keller lose her hand?</p>

<p>She tried to read a road sign at 40 miles an hour.</p>

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<p>I think that this is my favorite thread.</p>

<p>Q: Why did the airplane crash?
A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.</p>

<p>Q: Who has a superiority complex?</p>

<p>A: Poseur</p>

<p>Smallz3141, 100% agree with U!!!</p>

<p>What religion does a rabbi adhere to?
Judaism</p>

<p>haha, i’ actually dying to these. anyone got more?</p>

<p>What church does a mormon belong to?</p>

<p>The Jesus Christ Church of Latter Day Saints.</p>

<p>SUPERRRRRR BUMP,</p>

<p>because this thread is hilarious. :)</p>

<p>Q: Why do Jews have such large noses?
A: Genetic inheritance.</p>

<p>A man walks into a bar and orders six shots. Police later apprehended the bartender for second-degree murder.</p>

<p>On Wednesday night, a drunk man went strolling along the cliffs of Dover. His funeral was on Saturday.</p>

<p>i wish i could contribute. :(. Fun to read though!</p>

<p>Q: Whats bad about 4 black people in a volkswagon going over a cliff?
A: It was a waste of a volkswagon. :smiley: :smiley: :D</p>

<p>Q: Two blacks jump off a skyscraper. Who made it to the ground first?
A: Who cares…</p>

<p>Q: A black dude and a mexican are in a car. who is driving.
A: The cop.</p>

<p>Q: what do you call a green monster that eats rocks?
A: A green monster that eats rocks… :)</p>

<p>Your moma is so fat…She went to the beach…and had a great time. :)</p>

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<p>your moma is so ugly… She looked in the mirror and it showed her reflection…because thats what mirrors do. :P</p>

<p>Two guy’s walked into a bar.
And had an awesome time. :)</p>