<p>also</p>
<p>whenever we get back a history quiz or test to go over he says "Let's get ready to argueeeee...!!" like the wrestling let's get ready to rumbleeee</p>
<p>and we were talking about Nintendo wii in history and he asked, so has a "w-i-i and what the hell is it?"</p>
<p>AP Euro: </p>
<p>"Kiddies, ppl during the Enlightenment Period were amazed at the scientific wonders available to them .. let's say... have you guys ever experienced something soooo great that after you do it, you're just like 'oh! so that's what it's all about??'"</p>
<p><em>awkward silence</em>****!</p>
<p>HAHA</p>
<p>Psychology Teacher- "Seperation Anxiety...normally grown out of by 2 years old...expect for Austin, who's 17...and still cry's when he leaves his house"</p>
<p>OLD English Teacher- "it goes comma but comma but comma but" while pointing to her butt the entire time</p>
<p>HAHAHA the power went out one day so the teacher was letting everyone ask her questions</p>
<p>Justin: "Mrs. W, have you ever kissed a girl?"
Mrs. W: "Justin, have you?"
(Sad thing is he hadn't!)</p>
<p>Shop Teacher: "I will give you an A+ in this class if you SWEAR to me that you will NEVER take this class again" (I was pretty bad... lol)</p>
<p>Teacher: "I originally went to college to get my MRS. I wanted to get married, screw education"</p>
<p>English Teacher: "So, the moral of this story is, if you ever want ice cream, go get it, it might just save your life"</p>
<p>Art Teacher: "You smell good...oh...that was inappropriate...im not hitting on you...i swear"</p>
<p>psychology teacher: "I went to chaperone a dance yesterday...I am scarred for life. Why are freshmen grinding? I mean I understand if the seniors did it. They're old enough to have sex. But freshmen? Please...<em>shivers</em>"</p>
<p>said to me: "aaron, you're cynical and stupid, the two S's!"</p>
<p>From AP Literature-</p>
<p>talking about something in Othello: "yeah, it's not just because Shakespeare is retarded."</p>
<p>talking about Sonia from Crime and Punishment: "...tricked out in her prostitute finery."</p>
<p>talking about a student in our class while discussing Sonia: "Libby is like a prostitute with a heart of gold."</p>
<p>"For 5 points and an advance to the bonus round..."</p>
<p>Mr. H, having shaved off his beard: "I feel like I've circumcized my face."</p>
<p>Mr. McD, assigning a particularly difficult calculus problem: "There's no crying in math."</p>
<p>Mr. M, returning a chemistry test I'd done well on: "You look surprised. I was too."</p>
<p>(In a world religions class, while we were studying Judaism--)
Jewish girl: "I didn't understand the reading last night."
Teacher: "You didn't? BUT YOU'RE A JEW!!!"</p>
<p>Same religions teacher, different occasion: "The people who have their papers today can turn them in to me. People who don't can go to hell."
(This is a very religious Mormon man, by the way. Also an actor. :p)</p>
<p>"i can just promise that for these sorts of problems, you won't get '0' as an answer." calculus teacher on "e-box problems" (if you know what those are...)</p>
<p>"yeah? well, what if you had 'e^(ln0)'?" calc class clown (look at that alliteration. gorgeous.)</p>
<p>"um. first of all, 'ln0' is undefined..." calculus teacher</p>
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<p>"so, i was studying my notes last night--" girl in my calc class</p>
<p>"YES! THAT'S WONDERFUL! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!" my calc teacher (she's kind of at her wit's end with my school's calc classes)</p>
<p>"--and i didn't understand them at all." girl in my calc class</p>
<p>My English teacher was talking about putting buns in ovens today.</p>
<p>Student: "Is the test hard?"
Physics teacher: "No, it's just paper."</p>
<p>(More!)</p>
<p>I and two other girls are sitting around a teacher's desk discussing the club that he's the adviser for (and we're member/leaders).</p>
<p>World religions teacher: [entering and addressing the other teacher] What is it with you??? Every time I come in here, you're surrounded by beautiful women! Beautiful women never surround my desk!
Other teacher: [opens mouth to say something]
Me: Awww, that's not true! I do sometimes! ;)
WRT: Well, that's true. [turns to leave]
OT: [quietly] I was just about to say, 'Yeah, only the ugly ones surround your desk.' But then you -- yeah... I'll shut up.</p>
<p>During the same meeting with aforementioned teacher--</p>
<p>Me: [trying to fold my legs up] Darn, this chair is too small to put my feet up!
Teacher: You can't do that, anyway. You're wearing a skirt.
Girl: It's okay, she's wearing leggings.
Me: [quickly pulling my skirt up (and back down) to show him my concealing legwear] I am, see?:D
Teacher: [Blinks, pretending to be dazed and shocked] Okay... I think I know what she wants to be after she graduates...</p>
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<p>More from world religions....</p>
<p>Teacher: [to the class]*I know that you're all wondering about what you read in last night's reading assignment about the role of sex in Tantric Buddhism. It was a little weird, huh? *[Most of the students nod/grunt in agreement] We can't really discuss this fully in a classroom setting, but I know that every one of you will find when you're older that sex really can be a spiritual experience--
Student: Some kid just walked by the door and looked in right when you said that.
Teacher: [towards open door] SEX!!! Now he'll sign up for my class.</p>
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<p>World religions teacher: Oh, crap! Mr. Hancock took my lectern again. That damned thief! Why does he have to be such a bastard? [to a student] Mike, go over to Mr. Hancock's room and tell him he's a bastard.
Mike: Okay. [gets up to leave, then stops] Wait a second -- why don't you tell him?
WRT: Why don't I? I'm teaching!</p>
<p>I missed one day of school for a college visit. Conversation with my World teacher:
"I missed Monday, can I have an extension on the DBQ?"
"You're f-u-c-k-ing kidding me?!"
"I'll take that as a no..."</p>
<p>My English Teacher: "I want to be a supercow, but sadly, I am just another normal cow"</p>
<p>Math Teacher: "Allen (class valedictorian) is smarter than me class, but I know more"</p>
<p>to this kid who has really sloppy writing
"i guess ur elementary school sucked because they never taught u how to write properly."</p>
<p>to this other kid who writes huge
"im not old, like 80 years old, i can read super small writing. i dont need this kind of writing that you can see a thousand feet in the air."</p>
<p>to that same kind who writes huge
"cant u see the lines on the paper? they're a guide. <em>shows to the class</em> look how his writing looks like a wave. im getting seasick just looking at it."</p>
<p>teacher: "im going to throw these pieces of paper across and whichever is the farthest and to the left is going first in tomorrow's presentation"
kid sitting on the other side: "your left or my left?"
teacher: "well whose perspective am i in right now?"</p>
<p>math teacher: "so after u replace x, whats the answer?" <em>points at the x</em>
kid: "X!"
math teacher: "no i said AFTER u replace the x"
kid: "but u were pointing at the x, not the answer!"</p>
<p>"Have a safe and sober weekend"</p>
<p>"Please to Listen"</p>
<p>over the announcements EVERYDAY, "It is a great day to be Tiger" - school mascot</p>
<p>(we are discussing impulse (F * delta t))
Physics teacher: Next time you get in a fight instead of telling the other person to calm down or take a deep breath, tell them to increase their delta t.</p>