<p>It goes: "Greetings from Dartmouth. I hope your senior year is going well and taht you are enjoying your courses and activities.</p>
<p>My purpose in writing is very simple- we have reviewed your application and think you are an outstanding prospect for Dartmouth. I recently read your folder and was exceedingly impressed with your academic accomplishments and intellectual potential. There is no question that when we mail our final decisions at the end of March, you will be offered admission to the College.</p>
<p>I see no reason to delay letting you know about the status of your application, and I hope this early indication will "ease your mind" a bit. The college admissions process is unnecessarily long and anxious for many students. So, relax, get back to that book you meant to read, and use this time to reflect on your plans and goals for the next phase of your education.</p>
<p>If you have any questions about Dartmouth, please let me know. In the meantime, best wishes for the remainder of your high school career.</p>
<p>Sincerely,
Karl M. Furstenberg"</p>
<p>...please tell me this is indeed a likely letter, that no one is playing a joke on me or anything... I am about to jump up and down..</p>