<p>I call ■■■■■. Condoms, marijuana, cocaine AND alcohol in a backpack left lying around? (What kid would be that dumb?) A first-time poster, a “perfect” son, an irrational father, the oddly formal writing style, the “a concerned mother” signature line. The statement “We know for a fact that he’s been using the money we give him before going back to school each semester for drugs and alcohol,” when they know nothing at all. And would someone who has just made a devastating discovery about their kid immediately turn to a message board they’ve never used before for advice? It’s spring break. It’s so easy for a bored kid to craft a post like this and sit back and watch the responses accumulate. I’m not buying any of it.</p>