<p>that is WHACK!!!!! Sorry, but I speak the truth. On a similar vein,what is the integral of cabin?</p>
<p>Natural log cabin!!</p>
<p>My math teacher has a shirt that says "Kiss my asymptote"</p>
<p>My calculus class finds it funny whenever we take the integral of e^x...write it out and you'll see how lame it is...</p>
<p>And no, these aren't really pick-up lines, just stupid math related things i've come across.</p>
<p>...I think this thread shows the necessity of a CC-wide mass suicide.</p>
<p>Baby, you wanna see how many times one goes into zero</p>
<p>lol.. I'm sorry</p>
<p>By the way, I don't think this could actually have LESS to do with "SAT and ACT Tests & Test Preparation". Not that I don't appreciate the thread, but I'm just pointing it out.</p>
<p>hahhahaha.</p>
<p>anyway, we're just starting integrals, what is so funny about the integral of e^x. Fine, yeah, great, I don't know how to do it...it has somethign to do with the antiderivative of something, but the teacher just decided to give us some problems w/o actually teaching us what to do, and the book is a terrible teacher.</p>
<p>Ha nothing special... it just looks like the word "sex" Real mature guys... ha ha</p>
<p>Do you know how to write the notation for an integral? It's an elongated S thing. Write e^x after it. And then slap yourself if you think it's funny. =P</p>
<p>hahaha, cool, I wonder what my class is going to do when we do some of that in class. Yeah, those damn elongated S's.</p>
<p>Baby i wish you were my integral, so i can be the area under your curves</p>
<p>I dont know how much of a pick-up line this is..</p>
<p>Your fat, I got a good diet for you- binomials and trinomials.</p>
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Baby i wish you were my integral, so i can be the area under your curves
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<p>LOL, if she was your integral, then she would be the area under YOUR curve, not the other way around. The pick up line should say something like "Baby, I wish I were your integral and you were a positive function so that i could be the area under your curve". Ah whatever...</p>
<p>my school's math team shirt:
Hey baby, what's your sine?</p>
<p>haha Those are GREAT!... as for jimmy. i thouhgt i'd get the most traffic under this section of forums.. im deeply sorry?</p>
<p>slip wow these are so great! as for laguna's joke there's another variation: hey baby if you were x^2, i wish i was (x^3)/3, the area under your curves</p>
<p>oh ya i just remembered another one, hey baby how about you and i go do some double integration?</p>
<p>my natural log is huge. hahaha</p>
<p>you and i add up better than a riemann sum. </p>
<p>want to check out my vertical asymptote?</p>
<p>Click</a> here</p>
<p>hahaha i never knew math could be so dirty and so so fascinating <em>dreamy eyes</em></p>
<p>We've dubbed the osculating circle the snogging circle (get it cause osculate means to kiss...) Yeah I know, not very funny (but it does get some stares out of context)</p>
<p>i actually said one to someone... it was amusing... albeit she knows i was kidding, but she fell over laughing... <em>at me</em>
haha</p>
<p>**"I dont know how much of a pick-up line this is..</p>
<p>Your fat, ..."**</p>
<p>LOL, promise me you'll never try that one...</p>