<p>ohhh, i don't know, it sounds pretty good to me...</p>
<p>@ thread overall: and you people wonder why there are no smokin hot chicks in engineering, math and physics. you people ruin it for us. for shame.</p>
<p>Mediocretes -- Dude, haha, you need to lighten up lol. See, the only person who would say something like what you just did would be one who is bereft of all chicks haha. So, chillax, go with the flow and yeah. This is funny shiznit! Please keep this post going!!! I wish I could add something to it, but sadly, I don't have anything..hm. I should spend my time in math class coming up with stuff like this haha. </p>
<p>~Abe</p>
<p>"up for some int<a href="2x">10,13</a>dx?? gay but eh whatever"</p>
<p>haha, int(2x)dx = x^2. so according to FTC 13^2 - 10^2 = 169 - 100 = 69. just wow.</p>
<p>haha seems that one is a hit</p>
<p>bump, we need more!</p>
<p>if anyone's actually using these i've got a good non math one... </p>
<p>"what's wrong with ur face...?" ;)</p>
<p>somoen add more, i dont know any but im laughin my head off at these, these r freakin hilarious LOL</p>
<p>when I say something like "smokin hot chicks" and "for shame" in this context, i'm clearly joking. i'm not <em>actually</em> criticizing the people here. geez. i would suggest that you not take anything posted in a thread like this seriously. except for this post. or don't take me seriously. </p>
<p>btw, the people here should appreciate this: google "engineer jokes" and laugh your ass off at the results. some of them are pretty good, for us math people.</p>
<p>my favorite from that site:
"Nice equation, wanna f-ck?"</p>
<p>omg this is what i spent doing all year in calc3 and diffeq because my teacher was CRAZYGONUTS.. all jokes, no pickup lines really:</p>
<p>How do you know if a function is female?
It's periodic!</p>
<p>How do you calculate the pattern used to alter clothing?
Use the Tailor Series</p>
<p>What does a mathematician say when he/she is surprised?
OH MY COSH!</p>
<p>What did the student say when he/she derived cosh(x)?
What a SINH!</p>
<p>and a physics one I liked:</p>
<p>What did the teacher say when the student couldn't see the direction of induction?</p>
<p>You might wanna contact lenz!</p>
<p>This is one I'll never forget: An engineer sees his engineer friend ride up to him on a brand new bicycle. "Where'd you get that," he asks. The other engineer replies, "A beautiful woman approached me in the park on this bike, got off and undressed. She said 'You can have whatever you want.'" "Good choice," says the first engineer, "her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."</p>
<p>^ahahahahahahaha. That actually made me laugh. Out loud. Love it!</p>
<p>lol mediocretes</p>
<p>No one here will get laid</p>
<p>ever</p>
<p>don't worry. i will.</p>
<p>virtual, cyber, do not count wrath, only REAL people ;)</p>
<p>oh i have a couple more: hey baby want to find out the coefficient of kinetic friction between us? </p>
<p>you're like the top of an amd athlon, hot</p>
<p>is that an asymptote in your pants or are you just happy to see me?</p>
<p>Prepare to combust with laughter: Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.</p>
<p>British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin.</p>
<p>Horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions. NASA's response was just one sentence, "THAW THE CHICKEN!"</p>
<p>I bet this one has already been said (three pages of the thread, so if it hasn't, what's wrong with you people?...), but the integral of e to the x equals f of u to the nth power. Written out, ...</p>
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