<p>You're doing it wrong.</p>
<p>She's supposed to get drunk before you do.</p>
<p>Drunk girls still have enough sense to run from guys who constantly talk about WoW.</p>
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on a lighter note, me and my buddies watch Talk Sex with Sue Johannsen on the Oxygen Network, and some girl called in complaining that her boyfriend wanted her to call him by his WoW characters name and stuff like that. it was hilarious. I can only begin to imagine how ugly the 2 of them are
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LMAO</p>
<p>Yeah to the OP... don't be an idiot and drink too much. I don't drink at all.
And using WoW when trying to talk to a girl? Dude, uninstall that **** right now...</p>
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This is the worst story ever.
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This is a pretty freakin' funny comment.</p>
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You probably shouldn't have mentioned WoW, but that's not where you completely screwed up. Trying to kiss a girl, regardless of what your conversation is about, within the first few moments of meeting her is going to get you slapped and labeled a freak or worse.
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The hotter/cuter she is, the more likely you will get slapped.</p>
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Next time make sure she gets drunk before you do. That's the secret.
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Take that tip.</p>
<p>You should say sorry if you haven't already. Then say sorry again if you really haven't already. Then never talk to her again. :)</p>
<p>That's as bad as telling her you have STDs.</p>