<p>Are Cornell and UPenn suppossed to be arch-rivals when it comes to sports? Sorry, i’m just wondering which Ivy i’m suppossed to hate haha. </p>
<p>If the answer is no, who is Cornell’s rival and who is UPenn’s?</p>
<p>obviously you're not supposed to hate Penn lol I'm not sure but I hear lots of people making fun of Cornell. "Cor-we're an Ivy i swear-nell" love that one :D</p>
<p>Penn and Princeton are basketball rivals
Cornell and Harvard are hockey rivals.</p>
<p>Princeton is our rival.</p>
<p>PENN
-sees Princeton as its rival
-makes fun of Cornell not because of any perceived rivalry because it sucks, and everyone makes fun of Cornell.</p>
<p>PRINCETON
-sees Penn as its basketball rival, looks down condescendingly on Penn in every other matter
-fancies itself on equal footing with Harvard and Yale, is not</p>
<p>HARVARD
-mostly so full of themselves they consider themselves peerless
-kind of sees Yale as its rival
-sees Princeton as annoying third-wheel</p>
<p>YALE
-obsessively sees Harvard as its rival
-sees Princeton as "Harvard sucks and Princeton doesn't matter"</p>
<p>CORNELL
-4 out of 5 students can correctly spell their own names</p>
<p>Some wise Princeton people realize that locking horns with Penn would be much better than trying to wedge in between Harvard and Yale (particularly if they ever want a football phenomenon like "The Game" between Harvard and Yale). But the most just want to continue looking down on Penn, popping collars in eating clubs and simmering in anti-semitism.</p>
<p>Columbia would make a good rival as they share Penn's position of being in a sizable American city, unlike Princeton. But they suck at sports.</p>
<p>SO in a nutshell:
-hate princeton because they are your one-sided rivalry
-mock cornell because it sucks
-hate harvard because everyone hates harvard</p>
<p>I don't think Minor6th understood I was kidding (he/she must not be Wharton material haha...kidding again). Thanks for your input everybody.</p>
<p>noo it was all sarcasm lol i got you. SAS all the way, man. I'm not applying to wharton :)</p>
<p>Hahah guys--- once again, Columbia and Penn should definitely have a rivalry-similar academics (Columbia slightly better<--- this is biased me trying to ignite a rivalry), many many cross applicants, close to big cities, and not stuck up pretentious farts. But yea like someone said- Columbia SUCKS without question at basically all sports that people care about.</p>
<p>^Thats why you guys aren't worth having a rivalry with. What are we supposed to do, laugh in your faces when USNWR rankes us a few spots higher than you again?</p>
<p>plus your mascot has a rack</p>
<p>its quite a nice rack, too. </p>
<p>...for a male lion</p>
<p>Its not a sports rival but within Penn the Collegers and Whartonites usually have a feud in good fun.</p>
<p>Wharton kids claim that SAS-ers are attending the College of Arts and Crafts</p>
<p>While SAS-ers believe that the Whartonites have no souls</p>
<p>Uh sorry but I don't think any prospective employer has a problem admitting Columbia College is much (twice in fact) more selective than Penn CAS and even moreso than Wharton (although it's entirely a different set of applicants). Just go look up some preferred rankings or Times world rankings or the other world ranking preferences. Penn doesn't make top 20 in any of them.</p>
<p>beacuse prosepective employers care about admission statistics in comparing ivy league job applicants? oooh well that year penn admitted 18% and columbia admitted 10%, so this person is obviously more qualified... get over yourself, columbia is just as stuck up as the rest</p>
<p>are you guys serious about Cornell? 4 right names out of five? that's just uncivilized and laughable. ( I mean the person who said it (if he/she means it), not Cornell)</p>
<p>When it comes to sports, make fun of Princeton.</p>
<p>When it comes to all other things, make fun of Cornell, which was founded in 1865 and has a motto in ENGLISH.</p>
<p>No, Cornell does suck that much. And you do for defending it.</p>
<p>wow, you're absurd. and that's the most apparent lie I can ever imagine. Even someone who hates Cornell with passion wouldn't believe the 4 right names out of five thing.</p>
<p>You are right Platerno. People who hate Cornell with a passion would seriously doubt that as many as 80% of the students there can spell their names. My friend who got in ED misspelled his name on his Brown app.</p>
<p>Upenn???
you mean Penn State??? lmao</p>