<p>Today some friends of mine were talking about some pop analytical essay they had to write in English on a poem (thankfully I don't have it with them). They were discussing what they wrote, and one of them said the whole thing was about a phallic symbol (no clue what the poem was about...probably don't want to know).</p>
<p>Friend # 1: What's a phallic symbol?
Friend # 2: It means...well it's something that refers to a ****<em>.
Friend # 1: What? Like what do you mean?
(A lengthy discussion ensues on why the poem was all about a phallic symbol. Friend #1 still doesn't quite get it).
Friend # 2: *sigh</em> Phallic is just the Greek way to say d!ck, OK?</p>
<p>ah... my class had physics the other day right after lunch, and my friend's mom had brought in the sports lunch for the cheerleaders and my friend brought up this huge tin of salad that was left over and she put it on her desk. Our physics teacher comes in and is like "why do you have all this food on your desk?" and my friend (who had been absent the day before) goes "because i went to the doctor yesterday and he said i'm iron-deficient and i need to eat all day" and the teacher believed her! ahaha it was so funny. we never told her we were kidding.</p>
<p>and today in pre-cal we were doing something.. i don't remember but it had something to do with origin symmetry and this girl in my class was like "mr. so&so, why don't we just call it original symmetry?" except she didn't pronounce it like original, she pronounced it orJEYEnal... we laughed so hard & our teacher got so embarrassed (a guy teaching at an all-girls school)</p>