What are the silliest quotes you've heard from teachers?

<p>i get it. it's the "pull out part." lawlz</p>

<p>I get it, too, but you really have to look for it.</p>

<p>I've had more than my share of silly quotes, but I won't get into them.</p>

<p>It's not that difficult to see... you don't need to really "look for it."</p>

<p>My crazy analysis teacher: Cosine is like a bucket..FILL ME UP! FILL ME UP! lmao.</p>

<p>My crazy Spanish teacher: "The baby was MUYY feo"
Student: "You can't call a baby ugly!"</p>

<p>She replied, "Oh my god,it was SOO a-ugly,the face..it was just hideous!"</p>

<p>Just imagine it in a heavy accent,lol.</p>

<p>lol i like the cosine is like a bucket one</p>

<p>^I don't get the cosine/bucket thing. Fill me up???</p>

<p>its sexual. fill me up as in "with a certain type of fluid"</p>

<p>^Really? I thought it was referring to the shape. How is it sexual?</p>

<p>well i mean i think it might be. cuz if it wasn't sexual then it wouldn't be THAT funny...lol. maybe its just my dirty mind.</p>

<p>Still trying to figure it out. Well the shape of cosine is curvy, and curvy=sexual???</p>

<p>I thought it meant that cosine starts at 1 and dips down to -1 then goes back up to 1... kind of like a bucket?</p>

<p>ur probably right....i don't remember enough trig to dispute that :-P</p>

<p>***...briguy = idiot</p>

<p>during a week of school where we had to evacuate several times because of bomb threats, my chem teacher herds us into the class, locks the door and says "my four years of karate won't protect us from the man with the uzi"</p>

<p>In Bio we were talking about plants and my teacher said "Miracle Grow is the shiz."</p>

<p>Ok I promised I'd find the quotes and I'm starting this thread back up :]]</p>

<p>These are all from my moron AP physics teacher.</p>

<p><em>after getting ANOTHER problem wrong on the board</em> "sanity check! my train just fell off the tracks!!!"
<em>trying to figure out the next step in a problem</em> "let's cherry pick!"
<em>randomly</em> "play-doh factories... you hardly ever see those around anymore"
<em>randomly</em> "your mom's tube would explode and the height of the column has huge effects!"
<em>after a kid asks him 'what's a projectile?'</em> "what's a projectile?!! don't ask me that! GOSSHHHH"
<em>explaining something</em> "here, the English would be gallons per minute, but the scientific terms would be weiners per second! LITERS per second!!!"
<em>whenever somebody's sleeping in class</em> "are you with us? are you with us?"
<em>when turning on a video of Julius Sumner-Miller, lol</em> "if your head's not spinning by the time we're done..." and never finished the sentence.
<em>after every problem we work out</em> "yeah, it doesn't look so DOGGONE easy does it?"</p>

<p>yeah I know that's way too many quotes, but we started writing them down during class he says them so often :]</p>

<p>"excuses are like a**holes everybody has them and they all stink"</p>

<p>"If you chew gum in the weight room ill throw you down the stairs and say you tripped"</p>

<p>good stuff ay?</p>

<p>"I need a taser."
"I work on the day I gave birth to my son..worked half a day then drive myself to the hospital, gave birth and came back to work the next day."
--my US history teacher...very scary woman but excellent teaching ability.</p>